When I was in nursery school, I had a friend who had beauty marks. I had moles.
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Read MoreInstead of a girls-only-book-reading utopia, boys were invited. Bad boys were invited and shit was going DOWN.
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Read MoreWhen I was a kid, my family didn’t have much money. We always got by and I never went hungry but we did live in an unfinished garage for 12 years.
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